Hello, Kotaku! It’s almost the weekend, and that is just groovy rummy golds by me. I hope you’ve had a good thursday, and are ready to get your open thread on. It’s gonna be hot! So hot! Here are some things rummy mars for you to read and maybe gab about. “The State Home for Manic PIxie Dream Girls” – Haaaaaaaaaaaa Sitting down will kill you – Awesome, good thing I sit literally all day every day.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Ron Swanson reads tweets from young female celebrities – Dear god, this is great. Here’s Michael Brecker killing it on “Timeline” – This was playing in the cafe I was in today, and while I didn’t get to post it in Kotaku Melodic, I thought I’d put it here. MOAR JAZZ Guess the Moneyball guy isn’t going to direct the next Hunger Games – Aah, well. I’m sure the other dude is fine, too. Rom-Com’s segregation problem – rummy master A good one from O’Hehir, as usual. And that’s that. Have good open threading.