Man, how bad ass would it have been for Crecente to show up in Monte Carlo behind the wheel of a Monte Carlo? Capcom should have given these cars as swag. Hell, GM’s going bankrupt. Even better, they could have hired Rod Roddy to do it, “Price is Right” style. Except Rod Roddy is dead. Except Capcom did create the T-Virus. So, Zombie Rod Roddy, come on down!!!!(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); How the hell did I get off on that subject? Oh yeah, Monte Carlo. Crecente went there for Captivate ’09, which helped trick out our week with a fresh supply of original reportage. This list is so voluminous I’m gonna step aside with a minimalist intro. But your highlights: Dead Rising 2, Square Enix, Bioware getting pinched for banning the word “gay” in its forums, the PSP Go, and Radar O’Reilly’s home town making a move toward creating a video games hall of fame. (More on that this weekend.) New Games Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 In Play Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 Confirmed With HD, Online Support, Demo Coming Lost Planet 2: Shadows of Shadow of the Colossus Lost Planet 2 Demo Announced, PS3, PC Versions Possible Dead Rising 2: Handyman? Cameraman? Square Enix Teases Unannounced “NEW GAME” https://kotaku.com/marvel-vs-capcom-2-in-play-5230275 Captivate 09 Captivate 09: Day 3 Bionic Commando Multiplayer Preview: Can’t Get the Swing of Things Street Fighter IV Preview: PC Fighting SCEE: Sony PSP Line-Up Hasn’t Met Expectations Dead Rising 2’s Protagonist Will Have a Non-Killing Skill Captivate 09: Day One https://kotaku.com/captivate-09-day-three-5234752 News Left 4 Dead Can Track Your Statistics From Beyond The Grave Lost Planet 2 Lets You Spank Your Own Custom Ass Iowa Town to Announce Plans for Game Hall of Fame Dark Void Preview: Break Neck Speed WET Producer Talks PS3 Controls, Collision Detection Spyborgs In Action Rumor: Sony’s New Portable Is The PSP Go! Monumental Games Working on Next MotoGP Spyborgs Moves Away From Cartoon and Toward Ratchet and Clank Dark Void: Dogfighting Without the Planes Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Promises Next-Gen Graphics For Wii Microsoft Surveys NXE Avatar Changes, Including Wearable Achievements Bethesda Teams With Del Rey For Elder Scroll Novels Rogue Warrior Carpet F-Bombs With Rourke https://kotaku.com/left-4-dead-can-track-your-statistics-from-beyond-the-g-5235139 Reviews, Previews, Impressions and Hands-On MotorStorm: Arctic Edge Hands-On: From The Land Of The Ice And Snow Zeno Clash Review: Not One For Your Father (Or Mother) Spyborgs Preview: Why Waggle First PixelJunk 1-4 Details, Hands On Impressions Excitebots: Trick Racing Review: *********** Hands-On With Uncharted 2 Multiplayer, 3-Player Coop Resident Evil Archives Preview: Survival Frustration https://kotaku.com/motorstorm-arctic-edge-hands-on-from-the-land-of-the-5233336 Features Capcom Goes West The Path For Art Games What Ails The World’s Biggest Gaming Platform? https://kotaku.com/capcom-goes-west-5234989 Controversies How Not To Address Homosexuality In Gaming BioWare Lifts Filter On Gay, Lesbian Star Wars Discussion, Issues Apology Fallujah Developer Surprised By Cancellation The Fate Of Six Days In Fallujah https://kotaku.com/how-not-to-address-homosexuality-in-gaming-5232808 iPhone Former Diablo III Devs Crafting iPhone “Life Companion” Mass Effect On The iPhone Will Tell Jacob’s Story https://kotaku.com/former-diablo-iii-devs-crafting-iphone-life-companion-5234404 Bundled Up Celebrate Grand Theft Auto IV’s 1-Year Anniversary With Bundles Monster Hunter Freedom Unite PSP Bundle, Demo Announced https://kotaku.com/celebrate-grand-theft-auto-ivs-1-year-anniversary-with-5232945 Charts and Graphs British Sales Charts: Vin Diesel Love PC Sales Charts: [[link]] Oh, Hi Demigod! https://kotaku.com/british-sales-charts-vin-diesel-love-5230381 Spoiler X Wow, Check Out One Of Wolverine’s Secret Places https://kotaku.com/wow-check-out-one-of-wolverines-secret-places-5235044 I Swear I Thought That Said ‘Taint Button’ Despite the Trash Talk, [[link]] No Taunt Button [[link]] in Rogue Warrior https://kotaku.com/despite-the-trash-talk-no-taunt-button-in-rogue-warrio-5227418