Since time immemorial, one question has hounded the games industry and all who sail in her: Are RuneScape players okay?
They are not. As spotted by , the latest evidence for that assertion is the tale of Agile Tom, an Old School RuneScape (OSRS) player who—in the heady days of spring 2023—signed himself up for a challenge that would take him two years and two months to complete.
Which is unpleasant. That's an unpleasant thing for a person to do to themselves, but Agile Tom took it a step further. He restricted himself exclusively to chunk 4,919: Mount Quidamortem, home to the raid, also known as the CoX Chunk. Want to get everything from the Chambers of Xeric raid? Enjoy grinding it out at least 2,000 times—that's what you'll need to do to get the coveted cape.
You can see the triumphant 2,000th raid in the video below, where Tom is aided by a pair of hardy fellow compatriots who were also restricted to "CoX Chunk" gear—that is, gear that Tom would also have access to under his own restrictions.
"It was all worth it, because we did it: 2,000 Chambers of Xeric on an extreme one-chunk Ironman," said Tom, relieved. "Setting a long-term goal and sticking to it is one of the most difficult things in life, but also one of the most rewarding. Whether it's in your real life or in RuneScape, these moments prove that we're truly capable of anything we set our minds to… I know that whatever comes next, you guys will have my back."
Anyway, he's off to a new chunk now. In a recent stream, Agile Tom rolled the dice anew. His next home: chunk 5,175—The Lizardman Settlement. He's already been grinding. Godspeed, soldier.